Monday, September 22, 2008

Just call me killer

How do you manage to run over two small animals in less than a half hour? Just drive with me!!! Can you believe that?? I was driving to pick up my MIL and I hit a bird that would not get out of the way. I look back and feathers flying. I felt sick. I have MIL safely in my van. We're leaving and a damn squirrel doesn't get out of my way. I look back and flattened. I thought my MIL was going to pee her pants from laughing so hard. UGH! There should be a law that animals have to stay off the road when I'm driving. Two animals in a half an hour. Gawd.

3 comments:

loren said...

I swerve for EVERYTHING. Ask Mike. It drives him completely insane. Anything smaller than a raccoon and he'd prefer if I just ran it over. If he knew that you ran over TWO animals, he'd probably send me over to take driving lessons!

Triplethefunplus2 said...

That's the kicker. I do swerve and try to stop. These suckers were just there too late...

Amy said...

ANIMAL KILLER!!! Your an animal hater aren't you?? The only swerving you did was to run over those poor defenseless animals!!! ROFL!!!!

That's when you really think about giving up driving!